Ripped my bloody brand new jeans.

I am actually raging.

I bought a pair of £40 jeans from an unnamed shop at the end of december and I've somehow managed to completely rip the arsehole out of them.

All by just sitting down.


Now these jeans are not very tight around the backside. The legs are a bit tight but that shouldn't have any affect on the arse of them. It was actually like something out of a film.
You know the slapstick thing when someone sits down and splits their trousers.

I shall be returning them swiftly to the shop on Tuesday hopefully for a replacement.

Wish me luck

College work

Why is it that I always seem to leave college work that I've had for ages until the last minute?


It's the end of the first block on friday and I've been working my ass off the past few days to get everything finished.

Luckily I think I'm back on track which is good, but I think I need someone to come and beat some sense into me so that I don't leave everything to the last minute anymore because I just start to stress when it all gets too much.

Not long until I get a week off though.
:)

Tongues

What the hell is the deal with tongues?

Well apart from helping you speak and digest things?
They just get in the bloody way.

I have been completely unable to eat anything without being in complete agony for the past day due to biting my tongue THREE buggering times last night. Now I have a cut in it and it stings like a bitch.


Now how someone can bite their own tongue three times in one night is beyond me but somehow I have managed to, meaning I am either a complete 'tard or I just have a Fat tongue that doesn't fit in my mouth properly. I never used to have this problem so could it be linked to my old age now?

A question I shall never know the answer to.

For now I just have to put up with being unable to eat anything apart from the biggest of the three types of mars planets. They are the softest incase you are unaware.

:)

Happy New Year

Happy New Year Everyone who reads this.

I hope you have a good one.